Skype Convo: My gal-pal sends me pics of her soon-to-be new home.

Tea: I know, our backyard is a lake!

Me: DUDE. can you go swimming in it?!

Tea: Noooo, lol its got ducks in it and shiz.

Me:  …i say we have secret moonlight swims during the summer BECAUSE WE’RE REBELS >:D

Tea ….Dude totally! We shall sneak out and do it!!!!

Me: YES

Tea: in the summer they raise it so we can at least put our feet in i think…actually no. its water is worse than the Willamette I heard :( DISEASES

Me: dang. well we can at least run through it

Tea: YES! Running prevents diseases!