Tea: I know, our backyard is a lake!
Me: DUDE. can you go swimming in it?!
Tea: Noooo, lol its got ducks in it and shiz.
Me: …i say we have secret moonlight swims during the summer BECAUSE WE’RE REBELS >:D
Tea ….Dude totally! We shall sneak out and do it!!!!
Tea: in the summer they raise it so we can at least put our feet in i think…actually no. its water is worse than the Willamette I heard :( DISEASES
Me: dang. well we can at least run through it
Tea: YES! Running prevents diseases!