February 2012
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REBLOG this if you wish someone who lives far away...
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Rachel. Evie. Katie. Gloriann. Heather. Emma.
JOANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Also, other Jo and Kelly.
HEATHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
And Jason, ”Hawkeye”, Sanne, Jared, soon-to-be James, a whole mess of my cousins (I have 26 on my mum’s side -...
January 2012
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Watching one of my all-time favorite movies: “Hook”
I get so many different emotions while watching this movie. It’s one that makes me wish that a bit of faerie dust could take me to a place where it was always summer, where there were pirates to fight and Indians to chum around with, and you could sleep in trees, dig for treasure, make-believe food into existence, and never...
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Don't mind me...
I’m the set designer for SKIT Theater’s “Once Upon A Mattress” production.
The drawings. Castles, turrets, suits of armor, dungeons, goofy-looking portraits…
They’re everywhere.
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Happynstance Imaging: The 3rd gif in your folder... →
happynstanceimaging:
The 3rd gif in your folder is your reaction to first meeting Sherlock:
The 15th gif in your folder is how you feel when you first meet Moriarty:
The 6th gif in your folder is your reaction to watching Sherlock jump off of the roof of St Barts:
The 21st gif in your folder is how you feel when Irene Adler seduces you:
The 9th gif in your folder is the villain you...
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
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it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
My two personal favorites will be the Portrait of Dorian Grey Goose Martini, and...
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oh man
oh my …
nailed it
……what just happened
I’d play it.
SHNJNF.
*facepalm* —- [I’ve do that too…]
And then Josh was Link.
oh aourshkfd
Goodness that is perfection :)
At first, I thought...
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A pal of mine made me a Bollywood mix cd, and I compiled it with my other Bollywood-esque songs on my laptop. Then I had to make myself a playlist of said songs, and crank dat jam on my headphones. And you know what that means.
Not gonna lie, the hips won’t sit still.
Nostalgia kick of the day: watching ‘Willow.’
If you haven’t seen it, you haven’t lived yet.
I’ll make a the-music’s-perfect-Migosh-is-adorable-the-High-Aldwin-is-hilariously-cute-I-want-to-keep-Willow’s-kids-Val-Kilmer’s-a-hoot-the-movie-wins-all-the-awards rant later. ‘Love’ isn’t a strong enough word for what I feel for this...
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
I know a Holmes and Watson...
I realized recently that one of my good friends is basically Sherlock Holmes. He analyzes everything, and always has to be right in every conversation (granted, a good portion of the time he is, considering he’s done his research in a lot of things in order to be so). It can get infuriating at times because he can be such a troll about it all, but that’s how he is, and changing that...
The Adventures Of Becoming A TCRG: What it means... →
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1) You will never play professional basketball. 2) You swear very well. 3) At least one of your cousins holds political office. 4) You think you sing very well. 5) You have no idea how to make a long story short 6) You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf. 7) There isn’t a huge…
Most of these are 100% accurate in my family.
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I seriously need to try and compile some outfits... →
The prom!Maleficent and casual!Smee are easily my favs.
Thank goodness for the DVD version of “Planet Earth.”
Cinematography = beyond perfect.
Music = soaringly beautiful.
Narration = it’s Richard Attenborough. ‘Course it’s great.
So yeah, between seeing the Cave of Swallows, humpback whales, slow-mo shark attacks, baby ducks jumping out of trees, spores growing out of ants’ heads, and wonderful time-lapse camera...
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glasmond:
A little something I improvised on the...
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It’s been raining for 4+ days straight around here; we’ve gone from “Drip Drip Drop, Little April Showers” to “Row Row Row Your Boat.”
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